I don’t know why, but kids are fascinated by my face. They just stare and stare.
So I was at the doctors, and no wonder one kid started looking at me.
And kept on staring.
I decided to make my mean face.
Finally the kid won me over.
But it went into question mode again. Looking straight at me. Like it saw all my defects at that moment, I hate that kid.
You know, I wanted to be able to just snap and start kicking kids everywhere I went.
I even wanted to make it into a videogame, maybe I’ll actually do it.
This way I won’t be arrested for doing it. Maybe I will find a simulator for that.