The day I visited the doctor
![The day I visited the doctor](/content/images/size/w1200/wordpress/2019/01/close-up-doctor-health-42273.jpg)
I don’t know why, but kids are fascinated by my face. They just stare and stare.
So I was at the doctors, and no wonder one kid started looking at me.
![](https://i0.wp.com/lucas-schiavini.com//content/images/wordpress/2019/01/kid2.png?resize=682%2C520)
![](https://i0.wp.com/lucas-schiavini.com//content/images/wordpress/2019/01/me1.png?resize=682%2C520)
![](https://i0.wp.com/lucas-schiavini.com//content/images/wordpress/2019/01/kid1-1.png?resize=682%2C520)
And kept on staring.
![](https://i0.wp.com/lucas-schiavini.com//content/images/wordpress/2019/01/me3.png?resize=682%2C520)
I decided to make my mean face.
Didn’t work.
![](https://i0.wp.com/lucas-schiavini.com//content/images/wordpress/2019/01/kid3_1.png?resize=682%2C520)
![](https://i0.wp.com/lucas-schiavini.com//content/images/wordpress/2019/01/me2.png?resize=682%2C520)
![](https://i0.wp.com/lucas-schiavini.com//content/images/wordpress/2019/01/kid3.png?resize=682%2C520)
Finally the kid won me over.
![](https://i0.wp.com/lucas-schiavini.com//content/images/wordpress/2019/01/me4_laughing.png?resize=682%2C520)
![](https://i0.wp.com/lucas-schiavini.com//content/images/wordpress/2019/01/kid2-1.png?resize=682%2C520)
But it went into question mode again. Looking straight at me. Like it saw all my defects at that moment, I hate that kid.
You know, I wanted to be able to just snap and start kicking kids everywhere I went.
I even wanted to make it into a videogame, maybe I’ll actually do it.
![](https://i0.wp.com/lucas-schiavini.com//content/images/wordpress/2019/01/kickthekids.png?resize=682%2C520)
This way I won’t be arrested for doing it. Maybe I will find a simulator for that.